Cash of the Titans:

“Some day somebody is going to have to make a stand. Some day somebody is going to have to say enough!’ Enough take-the-money-and-run crap remakes of our beloved movies by hacks out to cash in!!! They have remade King Kong twice and never came close to the original, what makes them think they can do better with Titans? Nothing, they just want your money. And the name Clash of the Titans has box office draw.
Why else is some damn fool redoing Clash of the Titans in CGI of all things? Titans was one of the Harryhaysen films that had a real cast of real actors that came kind of close to almost matching the acting chops and greatness of their foam latex brothers.
Now there are a couple of Harryhausen movies that I would not mind seeing remade. Not the stop motion animation parts mind you (you don’t screw with the master’s work) but a lot of the live action acting (sic) was very lame and could use an update out of the too cardboard zone.
Sure Charles H. Schneer and Ray Harryhausen were forced to use actors that were not really talented enough for porn. It was the only way they could afford to make their movies.
After the Hollywood scum dog producers scapegoated Willis O’Brian and his stop motion animation technique as the reason that Might Joe Young did not make the super mega bucks of King Kong a brand new business model was needed to even make stop motion possible at the box office. (Only in Hollywood could a profitable project be seen as a complete failure because it did not make as much money as the bean counters had planned for it to make. Only in Hollywood would you have to find someone to blame for this perceived failure.)
Charles H. Schneer and Ray Harryhausen created the workable business model that made stop motion possible again. (I put Schneer’s name first here because he enabled the process). Basically he made a “B” drive-in movie that could be composited with Harryhausen’s stop motion wizardry and turned into something great (if you could overlook the live actors. And we did)
And sure we had to put up with sub standard acting from the cast of wooden “Z” movie extras they had to employ to be able to fit in the budget and make their business model possible for stop motion to even exist. It was the Dark Ages of Animation (1952 to 1972) and there was no other way. But they made it work. They made magic.
And now some ass sees a way to turn a fast buck on they name with a so called remake. This is not Clash of the Titans, this is Avatar in togas. Doing some big screen FX movie ala Avatar and calling it Clash of the Titans, does not make it so. You are just cashing in on the name.
Now if you wanted to update the bad live actors to real talent on some of Harryhausen’s early movies I am all for it and I will even buy a ticket. Buy not for this. I still haven't forgiven myself for seeing the second remake of Kong at the dollar theater.

